illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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@43 minutes ago with 352453 notes
let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

(via theewordswechosetosayy)

@7 hours ago with 131473 notes

Anonymous said: Vous parlez français?

Ouais!

@12 hours ago

themightyif:

niknak79:

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I have actually done this by hand, and holy heck, I wish I’d known about this method! This is brilliant.

(via wilsonnthesassycat)

@16 hours ago with 172626 notes

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420, via myarmsareridiculous)

@17 hours ago with 156243 notes
alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

(via stopheterophobia)

@17 hours ago with 24859 notes

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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@17 hours ago with 539655 notes

stopheterophobia:

Part of the reason i cut all my hair off in the first place is that I had no idea how to take care of curly hair. I went through this phase where my hair was so dry and sad that from far away it looked like I was attempting dreadlocks and I refuse to get back to that point

Too close to home, my friend. I did the same thing. Humectant goes a long way but it’s really awesome to just not have to think about it.

@17 hours ago with 3 notes

diokpara:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

black excellence. 

(via theewordswechosetosayy)

@7 hours ago with 44551 notes

phoenix-falls:

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
.

Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

This fits *perfectly* with my FrenchAlgerian!Fleur headcanon and I’m all about that

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@12 hours ago with 44732 notes
@16 hours ago with 10058 notes

"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via exoticwild)

This overwhelms me so so so hard

(via 2002s)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via addielady)

@17 hours ago with 107341 notes
high school teacher:yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor:hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
@17 hours ago with 23443 notes

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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(via stalkedbygrandma)

@17 hours ago with 126233 notes

Moschino Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2015 Milan by Jeremy Scott: Charlotte Free

(Source: kathybethterry, via stalkedbygrandma)

@17 hours ago with 15822 notes