How to not get into my pants:

Apr 16, 2011 – 9:32pm

Well you are gorgeous ;) and I know you have a hundred men trying to get with you. I can see why. Make it 101 ;) I give one hell of a full body massage by the way if you would like one…

what. WHAT. WHAT.

Apr 15, 2011 – 7:03pm

Hey I want to hook up tonight…I don’t have a profile but message me on yahoo myj_605 if you are interested and we can trade pictures

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